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DON’T LOVE ME, I HAD LOST MY PHEROMONE

LOST April 20, 2008

Filed under: shallow topic — blameaphrodite @ 12:28 pm

Hello World!

Something terrible happened to me. It made me felt desperate, frustrated, wanted to finish my life, then I thought I didn’t deserve to live much longer in this almost-end-caused-global-warming world. Yeah, the big problem I had to face is…I LOST MY RELIGION BOOK!

It wasn’t a big deal for most people in this beautiful world. But for me, it was everything. Well, I sweated the small thing. Hmm..not really. Lost book could be a serious problem if you were really really need it.

I wasn’t a religious person. So I was so panic when I lost that religion book. The problem was, I need to get the religion remedial as soon as possible. My score was the second from bottom on my class. Haha. Crap! It was so embarrassed, then I thought I had to replace my face with my butt.

Maybe you would think, why didn’t I get the new one? Well, the answer was, I couldn’t use somebody’s book or get new one. It was different! I wasn’t diligent, but I ALWAYS wrote something important that my teacher said in that book. And most people didn’t do that. I supposed can borrow the Nindy’s (she was smart-and dilligent), but I still couldn’t understand what she wrote. You know, maybe she had known those ones, so she didn’t wrote them down, or she didn’t really understand of those ones and then she wrote them. It was different from mine! I wanted mine! Huhu.

I couldn’t read the Arabians word well. I didn’t know the ‘tajwid’, but I HAD ALREADY written on that book all the explanations of my teachers who spoke as fast as TGV. That was really killing me (softly).

I was so clumsy left that book somewhere out there (if love can see us through…-well that was a lyric of song that I had to be learned in vocal class). Clumsy, yeah, clumsy. Plus trouble maker. That was why I hated myself. (not really, actually I loved and proud to myself).

I tried to borrow Adi’s and took it home. But, I still couldn’t learned from his. Just blank pages spreaded over his book. Like a new one. Couldn’t concentrate. Whoaaaaaaa!

Things I got from this problem:

1. Clumsy was not good! Be a nice, diligent, and proper girl!

2. Put stuffes in the right place!

3. Thankful to God all the time. God always chooses better things to us. Lost religion book was better than lost geography book. If you lost religion book, you could look for the new one. But, if you lost geography book, you must: 1. Face the lion. 2. Face voldemort without any magic wounds. 3. Can’t attend Mr. Raar class a.k.a geography class till you quarantine for several centuries in hell with Lucifer. 4. You’ll get O scores for all assignments for a year. 5. Being mocked by him on class. 6. Die is last choice.

Listen to me, world:

I felt desperate, frustrated, wanted to finish my life, then I thought I didn’t deserve to live much longer in this almost-end-caused-global-warming world. Yeah, the big problem I had to face is…I LOST MY RELIGION BOOK!

 

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